Two and a Half Men: Season 5

TV-14

2007

Created by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
19 episodes
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his... More

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Two and a Half Men: Season 5 episodes

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as... More he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother,... More and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable... More women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but... More Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his... More girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with... More him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role... More in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie... More Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works... More on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.