M*A*S*H: Season 9

Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of... More a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the... More highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans... More to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the army.

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye... More try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting... More nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating... More room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his... More tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.

Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity;... More a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without... More a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. Charles: "I will not, even for a return to that pearl of the Orient, Tokyo, lie to protect you while destroying a friend's career."

Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines,... More while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking... More problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues... More mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no... More apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill... More G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by... More a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he... More develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.