David Lodge

The famous Pink Panther jewel has once again been stolen and Inspector Clouseau is called in to catch the thief. The Inspector is convinced that 'The Phantom' has returned and utilises all of his resources – himself and his manservant – to reveal the identity of 'The Phantom'.

During WW2, German ships are "safely" docked upriver at Bordeaux, but the British send a team of kayakers to attack them.