Zoom (2006)

"It has plenty of energy and visual effects but not a single original idea..."

"A crashing, thudding dullness infects every moment..."

"One of the most dismal excuses for family entertainment ever perpetrated by a major studio."

"Shabbily filmed and resolutely unfunny."

"Perhaps you've always wanted to have your wisdom teeth removed without anaesthetic. Fine. Do it. Just do not go and see and this film..."

"(Zoom) scarcely hides the contempt most studio executives must harbor for their audiences."

"This lifeless family comedy sucks the joy from every joke it touches..."

"A movie that you've probably seen several times already."

"Cheap, ugly, forgettable..."

"Zoom bleeds boredom from every frame."

"It is truly one of the worst films of the year."

"Your ability to tolerate this movie depends on how much music from the band Smashmouth you can stand."

"A toxic byproduct of Hollywood’s comic-book renaissance and an obvious cash-in on the latest film fads..."

"Endless montages and product placement."

"Zoom's ultimate flaw... is gross unoriginality..."

"Half-baked.."

"When musical cues are necessary to punctuate jokes, you can pretty much settle in to the fact that the movie you're watching just isn't funny."