Zoe

"A floaty, maddeningly sulky film..."

"This is a movie that casts Christina Aguilera as a robot and yet still manages to be boring."

"The non-stop, navel-gazing, faux philosophical dialogue about love starts to feel like some strange experiment itself."

"Wrestling with the intrinsic creepiness of the premise would involve some social commentary, self-awareness, and honest-to-God storytelling, and that's not Doremus' bag."

"The examination of loss in love ceases to show sensitivity and begins to look like emotional immaturity."

"Don't bother waiting until the end of this movie to learn the general lesson that you should go into everything with an open mind and an open heart."