Karl Puschmann

Broccoli. A lot of people say they like it but I’ve never see anyone eating it, at restaurants I’ve never see it on a menu and on all those damned awful, painfully boring cooking shows that my girlfriend watches on television I never see anyone cooking with it. But despite all that, people say it’s […]

The next big “cinematic revolution” happens next week on June 9. You may not have heard about it, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t happening. Because it is happening. And that means soon enough it will take place in cinemas here. You will need to brace yourself so I hope you are sitting down. Because […]

This week Wellington officially became a laughing stock, a bullied child, a ginger. With its plans to erect – snigger – this ridiculous ‘Wellywood’ sign, Wellington became the city equivalent of the fat middle-aged man driving a Porsche convertible. “Look at me,” the sign boasted loudly to the outside world, “I may be fat and […]

To me, you are other people. This makes you hell. Sorry to ruin your day by pointing this out. There you were probably thinking you were a fun guy or a cool chick but the cold fact of the matter is that you are not. You are other people. And, to me at least, you […]